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What to do with Osama bin Laden:

Killing him will only create a martyr.

Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to
demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him
to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete
sex change operation.

Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.